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Attack of the Apostrophes: KJRH Edition

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The bloggers over at KJRH in Tulsa, so they are reporting on some hayseed government indoctrination center, and instead of using any sort of AP Engrish, they just like make up their own style, and it is funny! Look!

Dang apostrophes!

Apostrophes are just evil. Evil evil evil evil. Do not use apostrophes, Tulsan! They denude the English language and lead to absolute tragedies! Oh! But you would never use ain’t in anything you write, would you? So why use contractions? Because you are lazeeeeeee!

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Written by thetulsan

March 25, 2011 at 6:32 am

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