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Fireworks the Safe Way for City Tulsans

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Tulsa is soooooo boring! What makes it boring? NOTHING TO DO! And then if you do try to something such as lighting a firecracker, your stick-in-the-mud neighbors are going to scream and cry and freak out and call our lousy Police and they will probably arrest you and burn your house down.

So play it safe and stay out of the City of Tulsa for the Fourth, and especially avoid the Riverparks display. Every year there are robbings and injuries and worse. The parking is outrageous, there are no concessions, and the bathrooms are miles apart. The City really hates to even have the fireworks, so no surprising it is such a dismal affair.


Written by thetulsan

July 1, 2011 at 12:04 pm

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