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Plagues of Egypt visit Sooners: Tulsa is ‘HORRIFIC’ for more reasons: TICKS, bro, TICKS!

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Decades ago my brothers and I were playing tennis and my eldest was sort of looking thoughtfully at the field outside the courts. Imagining he was thinking profound things, I stood by him and we just looked out over the field for a few moments when he says with disgust ‘Can you imagine the millions of ticks out there?’

Yes, we can, bro, yes we can! But can you imagine how awful Oklahoma will be this summer? Last year we had killer algae in the few brackish, dirty lakes around whilst denizens of this wretched, awful state suffered apocalyptic heat, blizzards, earthquakes, and the ‘normal’ level of inhuman violence. This year we can look forward to the pestilence of ‘horrific’ tick infestations! But that would not be all, would it? Okies will be scratching from ticks, fleas, no-see-ums, and SPIDERS! Fun for all!

To be clear, last year initiated the first plague of Egypt – with the blood-red algae in the lakes – and this year we are doubling down with pestilence. What are the next plagues Sooners should expect? Click here!


Written by thetulsan

March 30, 2012 at 10:46 am

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