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#DUMPDEWEY: Bill Christiansen totally is glomming onto anti-Sullivan fever

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Mayor ‘Douchebag’ Bartlett will join Congressman Sullivan in the ashbin of Tulsans’ history if former City Councilor Bill Christiansen has his way. The South Tulsa businessman announced his candidacy recently, leading any sentient being to wonder ‘Why now?’

The answer to that question is answered by the thousands of illegally-placed signs in right-of-ways as the Tulsa County GOP readies for its primary election June 26. Inasmuch as a Democrat has as much chance of winning in South Tulsa as a Klavern member would in North Tulsa, the primary will decide who the officeholder will be.

The Big Story is how desperate sitting Congressman Sullivan is to retain his position – it is my opinion he has already lost. He can have his supporters plaster his crappy signs all over town, but in the neighborhoods I have seen his rival outnumers him oh about four to one. This is a great indicator of primary voters’ intentions, more so than an exercise in who can plaster their crap all over town.

This being the situation, Christiansen is clearly hoping to ride that anti-incumbent, anti-Country-Club-Conservative, anti-checked-pants activism right into the Mayor’s office. Douchebag (Mayor Bartlett) was not the grassroots favorite anyway, and with four years of really nothing happening under his drifting do-nothingness, is certainly not a shoo-in for re-election anyway. Christiansen knows this, but will his strong primary challenge hurt the Douchebag in the general election should the challenge fail? We can only hope so: the only thing worse than Charles Manson becoming the Mayor of aweful, horrible Tulsa would be for the Douchebag to be re-elected.

Hmmmm. Come to think of it, this crappy place deserves someone like Douchebag for another four years…


Written by thetulsan

June 19, 2012 at 11:59 am

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